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Hell: the thermostat's broken
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Biting humor and vicious satire are right at home here, as are rants and personal disputes. Take a look at the recommended sites Down Below – but check the thickness of your skin first. These sites are most definitely not for the easily offended.

Get saved already

Sister Taffy's Friends of Baby Jesus
Sister Taffy wants to save your unclean, female soul. Cast off your tampons, sister, they are Satan's little cotton fingers, and embrace angel pads with this first among guides to true Christian womanhood.

Betty Bowers is a Better Christian than You
Betty can advise you on everything from the Trinity to what to wear to an abortion clinic bombing. Be inspired by her Christian Crackwhore Ministry or waste your lunch hour on the Error-Free New Better Testament quiz. Betty is a devoted member of Landover Baptist Church.

Landover Baptist Church
Where the worthwhile worship and the unsaved are unwelcome. Landover's Bible-believing Christian Community throws open its doors to you, the believer (and only the believer). If you can take a break from surfin' the web with Jesus, get in queue for a ticket to a sunday service with Pastor Deacon Fred, now taking bookings for 2007.

The Wittenburg Door
Dedicated to the other "only Christian satire magazine". While what's there is of high quality, there really isn't that much of it.

Chick Tracts
A classic Fruitcake. Edifying gospel teaching from one America's leading tract writers or prophetic witness to your certain descent into Hell? As paranoid judgmental fundamentalist cartoon strips go, they're utterly gripping.

Guides to hellish behaviour

Flame Warriors
Cartoonist Mike Reed presents a rogue's gallery of the chief culprits in bulletin board flame wars, including such well-known characters as ALLCAPS, Crybaby, Diplomat, Evil Clown, Me Too, Newbie, Tiny Yapper, Therapist, Troller... the list can (and does) go on. Great cartoons and well observed text make this an education for all board denizens.

Guide to Pagan Hygiene
Jesus Hates Smut Ministries are reaching out to the great unwashed, and offering them soap.

Etiquette Hell
Stories that would chill the heart of anyone with the barest of social skills. The stuff of "Today I consign to hell", whether its wedding disasters or malicious neighbours, the scum of all social occasions has washed up here.

So You've Decided to Be Evil
If you've commited yourself to a lifetime of evil and destruction, you'll need to choose your lair and get some henchmen. Are you a brian in a jar or a man in a suit type villan? The evil guide is a must read for any would-be nemesis. A comprehensive guide to the forces of good will help you identify and overcome your mortal enemies.

How to have a controversial opinion

The Onion
It's sharp, it's witty, it's the news – digested, regurgitated and served in a handy web sized portion.

Virtual Church of the Blind Chihuahua
Yapping vaguely in the direction of the Creator and hoping for a reward. As the intro page notes, "You may bring your dogma, but only if it doesn't bite".
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