Hmm. I wonder what major motion picture this product could be piggybacking? Groan of the year goes to the Christian Publicity Organisation of Worthing, UK, for this 100-piece puzzle, guaranteed to make the heart of any child plummet on Christmas morning.

Junior: "Oh, wow! Lord of the Rings! Thanks, mum and dad!"

Parent: "No, son. It's Lord of the Kings. That'll teach you for not going to Sunday School every Sunday this year."

"See the big picture this Christmas," it says on the box. Geddit? Available for just £3.50.