Is nothing sacred, you ask. Of course not, because, in the heaven that is Gadgetopia, everything is sacred. Take the bedroom, for example. You've got the Jesus Night Light and the Fruit of the Spirit wallpaper, but what about inside the bed?

Len Evans of Fairfield, Connecticut, has found the missing link – Goodnight Jesus, available for $19.95 from goodnightjesus.com. GJ's head is made of a "durable rubber that is soft to the touch, the body is a rag doll made of a cushiony poly fill." Best of all, "his eyes close when he is laid down." So if you've ever dreamed of going to bed with a bearded man, let Goodnight Jesus be your "perfect tangible friend".