Great news for all those who have been standing firm against installing gnomes and other thoroughly pagan figures in their gardens or yards. There is now an alternative for the godly garden, and it is these easy-to-install statues of saints.

Your fish pond, lawn or plastic windmill can be watched over by St Francis (left in our picture) or St Fiacre. St Francis is well known for his love of animals, of course, but what about St Fiacre? Well, he's the patron saint of gardeners, but also of Paris taxi drivers and of... um... people suffering from embarrassing infections. Green-fingered, out-patient cab drivers are absolutely devoted to him, apparently.

Made from durable resin and standing a full 26 inches tall, the saintly pair will move into your garden for just under $130 each. Click here for details.