Great news from the manufacturer of this pack of air fresheners: Jesus now saves from the embarrassment of unpleasant and anti-social smells. Walking with crisply-ironed garments and clean feet through a field of sheep that is miraculously dung free, this sweet-smelling version of Jesus is an adman's dream.
"Spread the Word!" burbles the text on the back. "Express your feelings with this beautiful, meaningful air freshener. Use it anywhere... wherever a pleasant aroma is desired or an odor problem exists." |