Tired of tarrying for God to bless your pepperoni pizza with an uncanny likeness of the BVM? Crushed when the crust of a friend's steak pie resembles the Bearded One? Strive not, gentle believer. Divine intervention is only a pan handle away.
"Made from durable steel and topped with a non-stick coating, the Jesus Pan puts the image of Jesus RIGHT ON FOOD!" Now, for just $29.99, even your shamefully dull eucharistic bread can be served all logo'd up! "Take, eat, this is my one true bread... at participating churches only."
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