With the genetically-modified food scare, what next in a world where even the simple joy of stuffing yourself senseless has lost its flavour? Allow us to introduce the true GM (God's Menu) food.

According to Logia Foods of the Bible, Orlando, USA, the Bible Bar is "one of the greatest new products ever introduced to the Christian market." For just $1.95 this "fantastic-tasting, all-natural whole food bar contains the seven foods which the Lord calls 'good' in Deuteronomy 8:8 – wheat, barley, honey, figs, olive oil, grapes and pomegranates. You're going to love this first-of-its-kind nutritional bar with its refreshing, natural fruit flavor and biblical significance."

So gorge yourself on the Bible Bar! Be bloated but stay biblical!