You've already got miracle-working soil in your insoles – but perhaps that isn't quite enough to fulfil the dreams of a lifetime. "For thousands of years, believers have longed for the experience of being a part of the Holy Land,' gushes Holy Land Parcels Ltd of Jerusalem. 'Now, for the first time in 2000 years, you may fulfill this dream..."

For just £25, Holy Land Parcels will sell you a "symbolic plot of land" in the Hills of Galilee with a "breathtaking view of the Sea of Gennesaret" (Luke 5:1). The actual size of your land might prove a tad disappointing. One square inch. Some advice, then, if you travel to Israel to stand on your own exclusive piece of God's own country – pack a pogo stick.