Our Mormon brethren are, as ever, leading the way with this tastefully designed item of youth wristwear. Produced by Latter-Day Specialities, the "Repent: Tough on Sins" timepiece serves as a constant reminder of an oft-neglected biblical truth: that whatever time it is, it is always time to repent.

This point is reinforced by the fact that the watch... er... appears to have no hands. Only $38, available in screamingly large size only.