Here's another smart card for the sacred wallet, though we're still trying to figure out exactly what is happening in this dramatic roadside scene.

Opinions here are divided, but we're going for a road-hogging Rubber Duck, blowing his horn, shouting obscenities, bearing down on an innocent, law-abiding, Methodist family man in the medium range blue saloon. Suddenly, up pops a truly massive Messiah, stretches out his hands, looks him straight in the eye and says: 'Travelling at that kind of speed, son, you need to be at least this much further away from the car in front.'

But what happens next? What is the reaction of the rubbernecking driver of the yellow set of wheels? Wait for the next thrilling instalment of Sacred Heart Auto League.